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disciplewhomsignlessloves - Stuck to the base of her tree with a rock when Terezi is not there
truthmayvary - Crammed into her Mailbox
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preuxchevalier - Delivered by a mildly-confused bee! Why are you not in your assigned house, TZ?
scruffy_mcjackass - [Delivered 5/10] (wow much late very backdated)
thelostmods - Delivered the Morning of August 24th
psycheslantern - Morning of November the Sixteenth
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pythianjudgment - If anyone has suggestion for Terezi's old burnt down house...
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kingroadie - June 4th LMAO PRETEND I REPLIED TO THE RIGHT PLACE
truepsychictale - Offering an olive branch
pythianjudgment - An Outbound Letter to Deei, dated after Terezi gets her hemp garden
pythianjudgment - An Outbound Letter to Threepi, dated with the above letter.
leiche - folded neatly but with a paw print and teeth marks on the side
exequies - A couple days before Phil's party
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Stuck to the base of her tree with a rock when Terezi is not there
Date: 2013-11-13 11:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
From:Crammed into her Mailbox
Date: 2013-12-18 05:20 am (UTC)SALESMAN CHOCOCHERRY HAS A CASE TO PRESENT TO THE PROSECUTION.
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Date: 2014-01-16 11:55 pm (UTC)To the Honored Terezi Pyrope, greetings.
Your recent attempt to impress a code of law upon our community has caught my attention. I believe your intentions are laudable and your enthusiasm admirable. We do, indeed, need to establish what behaviors are acceptable before problems arise. Your methods, however, are somewhat clumsy and likely to gain you more enemies than allies.
If you would have my council, I would be glad to give it. Perhaps we might meet in person to discuss matters?
If you do not wish to speak with me, I fully understand, but must ask that you know that if I cannot rely on your cooperation and it comes to it that I must exercise my own best judgement, neither can you rely on mine.
I hope that we may work together, for the good of the community. May justice and peace walk with you, by Heaven's will.
Murai, agent of the Order of the Veil
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Date: 2014-02-04 06:48 am (UTC)Delivered by a mildly-confused bee! Why are you not in your assigned house, TZ?
Date: 2014-02-07 06:42 am (UTC)To Terezi Pyrope.
Tree House.
Edge of Forest.
Do you have holding cell for criminals as part of legal board activities? Or pit in which to chuck them? Devoid of light necessary.
Wooster.
In return, writen by a mildly-confused Terezi...
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From:[Delivered 5/10] (wow much late very backdated)
Date: 2014-06-06 04:17 pm (UTC)Kelt deserves jack shit.
She sat on her ass while the rest of us were going insane and angrily knit a blanket. Yes, she answered basic questions about what the fuck was going on, but when her resources could have been better spent actually going to their little god house and kicking Pai in his tight spoiled ass--knowing that he was responsible and yet refusing to go to a place where she could do something about it--makes her about the shittiest temporary overseer out of the lot.
If you want to give her a bunch of stupid gold stars for putting as little effort into our well-being as possible, then that's your prerogative. But don't pretend that the rest of us will lower ourselves to your level if you leave a bunch of notes lying around to pander to them.
--Dustin
Re: [Delivered 5/10] (wow much late very backdated)
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From:Delivered the Morning of August 24th
Date: 2014-08-24 11:35 am (UTC)Now hear this:
On this day, the 24th of August by your human accounting, we have captured the most despicable Mailsloth. The League of Legislacerators wish it to be known that they have no name for this contemptible criminal. Never have we heard of such disrepute! A vagabond without a name!
Might those who wonder at her crimes be informed that she stands accused as such:
1. Excessive sloth
2. Dereliction of duty
3. Marauding about without any purpose
4. Egregious misuse of a Mailsloth’s hat
If you want to have her back
Better be quick and find the sack
She kept the letters and mail in
Even when they were getting thin.
Go to the east where the bridge overthrows
The river you’ve forded or watched as it goes.
Beneath the trellis, tucked up really tight,
You’ll find the bag there, so use all your might.
It’s more than a one-person job you will find.
So, take on a partner, or two, six, or nine!
- The Wholly Legal and Within Their Rights League of Legislacerators
Morning of November the Sixteenth
Date: 2014-11-17 02:34 am (UTC)()k s()
That g()t way ()ut ()f hand way quick because I'm a little t()() pr()ne t() read things int() shit and I was already feeling kind ()f jumpy and I'm s()rry ab()ut that
It's m()stly just that I really d()n't want s()me ()f the aliens ar()und here getting the impressi()n that the new name is ()pen t() debate ()r neg()tiati()n, ()k? Bertie's a quadrant ()f a quadrant t() me and usually I get al()ng with him ()k but getting him t() take things seri()usly is like surgically extracting dental pr()trusi()ns s()metimes
I was ready t() answer questi()ns fr()m n()n-tr()lls but I didn't expect t() get ()ther Alternians chiming in because I kind ()f expected the rest ()f y()u w()uld understand what was happening and I'm n()t always terribly g()()d at reading y()u, pers()nally
S()rry
-Psymagus Waspfire
Sometime later that afternoon
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Date: 2015-02-23 05:10 pm (UTC)I know you're playing with Zhǐ Rén, but I won't joke about writing in him without his permission. That's what the Keeper used him for.
-Zoe
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From:If anyone has suggestion for Terezi's old burnt down house...
Date: 2015-03-22 12:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-10 12:34 am (UTC)[He at least doesn't destroy the light, since it's technically Zephyr's, but he's not delicate about wrapping it before sending it off with Lady Harriet. It'll arrive with his note.]
FUCK OFF
Is this funny? Are you having a good fucking laugh? Congratulations, I'm sure you're really fucking proud.
Just leave me alone.
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Date: 2015-12-31 02:45 am (UTC)Inside is a single carved dragon headed letter opener, made from the blue wood of her own trees, The edge is probably carved a little too sharp for that. And who even uses letter openers in the Meadous. Beneath it is a note]
I'm not really sure what a letter opener is but I saw something similar in one of my books and thought I'd try to make one. I kept it sharp fur you but do try not to use it on anyone?
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Date: 2015-12-31 09:16 pm (UTC)IT AIN'T MUCH.
probably ain't being none as good as what you or a kid could do.
BUT I HOPE IT'S BEING USEFUL ON ANYWAYS.
dish is plastic so ashmaker can have on something too.
[Included with this note is a plastic container full of moderately decent apple berry crumble.]
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Date: 2016-02-21 10:49 pm (UTC)- Justin Law
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From:June 4th LMAO PRETEND I REPLIED TO THE RIGHT PLACE
Date: 2016-06-07 12:31 am (UTC)Consider this your unbirthday gift.
-Eddie
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From:Offering an olive branch
Date: 2016-06-18 09:19 pm (UTC)Because Terezi, we both have been in groups together that fell apart as quickly as they were built when a number of the group found something to be a magpie at.
I feel like it would be best for us to express our feelings over something that is not a text based medium to proper tones/easier explanation can happen.
Because despite all of this, I do see you as a friend, and I do not want to lose it over something that we could work on and fix.
You can choose a time and location, and I will be there.
After a considerable amount of time, there's a letter shoved into Sasha's mailbox
From:An Outbound Letter to Deei, dated after Terezi gets her hemp garden
Date: 2016-07-06 05:01 pm (UTC)TH4NK YOU FOR SHOW1NG UP WH3N YOU D1D. 1 DONT TH1NK W3 WOULD H4V3 3V3R F1GUR3D OUT TH4T M3SS W1THOUT YOU. BUT 1T WONT H4PP3N 4G41N. 1 4SK3D Z3PHYR TO L3T M3 H34R TH3 TR33S TOO. SO 1 4M GO1NG TO L34RN HOW TO L1ST3N TO TH3M 4ND TH3Y WONT H4V3 TO STRUGGL3 TO G3T OUR 4TT3NT1ON 4NYMOR3.
1 W1SH3D FOR SOM3 OTH3R TH1NGS TOO. JUST SOM3 STUFF TO M4K3 STR1NG 4ND ROP3 BUT 1 H4D SOM3 L3FTOV3RS FROM TH1S B4TCH SO 1 M4D3 YOU SOM3TH1NG.
[There's a few flowers knots taped to the paper here. They're small and a little frayed, but not terrible.]
YOU S41D YOU L1K3D SUNFLOW3RS R1GHT? TH3S3 K1ND OF R3M1ND3D M3 OF TH3M. 1 4M NOT V3RY GOOD 4T SP1NN1NG H3MP Y3T SO 1 HOP3 TH3Y 4R3 OK4Y. >:?
1 TH1NK TH4T 1S 4LL 1 H4V3 TO S4Y H3R3. 1 JUST W4NT3D TO L3T YOU KNOW TH4T W3 4R3 GO1NG TO DO OUR B3ST TO T4K3 C4R3 OF TH1S PL4C3. 4ND OF Z3PHYR. W3 WONT L3T 4NYTH1NG H4PP3N TO 31TH3R OF TH3M.
--T3R3Z1
An Outbound Letter to Threepi, dated with the above letter.
Date: 2016-07-06 05:02 pm (UTC)H4V3 YOU 3V3R W4NT3D TO G3T 4 L3TT3R FROM 4 STR4NG3R? CONGR4TUL4T1ONS YOU C4N NOW CROSS TH4T OFF YOUR L1ST.
TH1S 1S PROB4BLY K1ND OF W31RD SO 1 4M JUST GO1NG TO D1V3 R1GHT 1NTO TH1S. H1. MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1 PYROP3. 1 4M 4 TROLL. 1 L1V3 1N TH3 M34DOUS. WH1CH PROB4BLY M34NS NOTH1NG TO YOU JUST L1K3 C41POR4 M34NS NOTH1NG TO M3. 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH3R3 TH3Y 4R3 1N R3L4T1ON TO 34CH OTH3R. >:? GOOD ST4RT.
D331 TOLD M3 4 L1TTL3 B1T 4BOUT YOU. H3 S41D 1F 1 W4NT3D 4 DR4GON P3NP4L TH4T YOU WOULD B3 TH3 ON3 TO WR1T3 TO. 1N C4S3 YOU W3R3 WOND3R1NG WH4T PROMPT3D TH1S. H3 4LSO S41D TH4T YOU L1K3 D3S1GN 4ND 4RCH1T3CTUR3 4ND 3NG1N33R1NG SO M4YB3 1 SHOULD L3V3L TH3 PL4Y1NG F13LD FOR YOU. 1 L1K3 4RT 4ND L4W. 1 US3D TO W4NT TO B3 4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR WH1CH 1S L1K3 4 R34LLY COOL BOUNTY HUNT3R TH4T C4PTUR3S CR1M1N4LS FOR JUST1C3. DO YOU H4V3 STUFF L1K3 TH4T?
TH3R3 1S NOT 4 LOT OF WORK FOR TH4T H3R3 SO NOW 1 M4K3 ROP3S 4ND N3TS 4ND MY FR13ND 1ZZY 1S GO1NG TO T34CH M3 HOW TO F1SH W1TH TH3M. TH3R3 1S 4 LOT OF COOL P3OPL3 H3R3 BUT TH3Y 4R3 NOT 4LLOW3D TO KNOW TH4T. TH4T 1S CL4SS1F13D 1NFORM4T1ON TH4T 1 4M SH4R1NG. K33P 1T UND3R WR4PS. (TH1S 1S TH3 P4RT WH3R3 W3 BOTH PUT ON D4RK SUNGL4SS3S 4ND NOD STO1CLY TO CONF1RM TH3 TR4NSM1SS1ON OF TOP S3CR3T 1NFORM4T1ON. 1F YOU C4N W34R SUNGL4SS3S. 1 D1D NOT CONS1D3R TH4T B3FOR3 WR1T1NG TH4T S3NT3NC3 >:?)
WH4T K1ND OF PL4C3 1S C41POR4? 4ND WH4T K1ND OF HOM3 DO YOU L1V3 1N?
TH3 M34DOUS 1S MOSTLY 4 B1G F13LD W1TH FOR3ST 4ROUND 1T. 1 L1V3 1N TH3 TR33S 4T TH3 3DG3 OF TH3 F13LD. 3V3RYON3 3LS3 L1V3S 1N TH3 F13LD 1N UND3RGROUND H1V3S. TH3R3 1S 4LSO 4 B34CH 4ND SOM3 MOUNT41NS 4ND 4 JUNGL3. TH3 JUNGL3 H4S 4 LOT OF GOOD CL1MB1NG TR33S 4ND V1N3S TO SW1NG 4ROUND ON.
TH4T 1S PROB4BLY 3NOUGH QU3ST1ONS 4ND STUFF FOR NOW. >:? 1 4M GO1NG TO S3ND TH1S. 1F YOU W4NT TO WR1T3 B4CK, 1 TH1NK YOU C4N 4SK YOUR GOD P3RSON TO S3ND 1T B4CK TO TH3 M34DOUS? OR TO G1V3 1T TO Z3PHYR 4ND TH3Y C4N G3T 1T B4CK H3R3.
--T3R3Z1 PYROP3
folded neatly but with a paw print and teeth marks on the side
Date: 2016-11-11 08:37 pm (UTC)I don't really know how I'm supposed to ask this, I know you offered but it feels weird to be dumping all my shit on someone who wasn't there and probably has a million better things to do with their time than deal with it--
[ there's a lot crossed out and erased here, all of it varying levels of self depreciation, sorry for the mess. ]
I guess basically I'm just wondering if you have any spare time anytime soon or whenever and feel like talking for a bit and if not I'm sorry I'm wasting your time.
- Jeremy
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From:A couple days before Phil's party
Date: 2017-06-13 12:39 pm (UTC)-Undertaker
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Date: 2017-10-03 07:53 pm (UTC)- A. Solomons
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Date: 2017-12-03 06:29 am (UTC)There's also a note.]
GAT, plea2e don't liick any of thii2.
-Xanthou2
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Date: 2017-12-18 02:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-12-19 11:10 pm (UTC)Dear Aletheia,
The year may have been rough on you but you came out stronger in the end. I'm glad you're doing okay and I hope this next year, you'll enjoy life the fullest. Nothing can keep you down!
- PG
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Date: 2017-12-27 02:48 am (UTC)