[There is a package in the mailbox, it looks like it was wrapped very badly, some of the teal paper torn and a red hair tie using to keep it together. A bright red tail is sticking out. Attached is a note.]
SALESMAN CHOCOCHERRY HAS A CASE TO PRESENT TO THE PROSECUTION.
[A few days later, Terezi confronts the poor mailsloth with a letter. It has "Warren. Wagon. On the road." written on the front of it, just as instructed. She all but shoves it into the sloth's satchel and tells it to make sure the letter gets to him. It reads:]
TH3 PROS3CUT1ON R3QU3STS TH4T MR CHOCOCH3RRY R3PORT B4CK TO TH3 SH1TTY V1LL4G3 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF NOWH3R3 4S SOON 4S POSS1BL3 1N TH3 M34NT1M3 CHOCOCH3RRY JR H4S T4K3N UP TH3 H4B1T OF S3LL1NG MYST3R1OUSLY 4CQU1R3D 4ND Y3T MUCH N33D3D ROP3 TO TH3 PROS3CUT1ON H3H3H3 H3 CL41MS TH4T H3 JUST F1NDS 1T LY1NG 4ROUND BUT TH3 PROS3CUT1ON SUSP3CTS TH4T 1T 1S NOT TH3 ONLY LY1NG GO1NG ON >;]
BUT S3R1OUSLY YOU SHOULD COM3 B4CK SOON >:[ 1T 1S NOT 3V3N CLOS3 TO B31NG 4S FUN W1THOUT YOU!
1T ST4RT3D TO SNOW 4 F3W D4YS 4GO 4ND BY ST4RT3D TO SNOW 1 M34N 1T DUMP3D FROM TH3 SKY L1K3 1T W4S 4 SH1TTY R4C3 TO TH3 GROUND 4ND 3V3RYON3 W4NT3D TO W1N 4T ONC3 >:? 1 THOUGHT MY TR33H1V3 W4S GO1NG TO C4V3 1N! 1 H4D TO CL1MB UP ONTO TH3 ROOF 4ND BRUSH 1T OFF SO 1T D1DNT COLLAPSE FROM THE WEIGHT!
W3 H4D 4 P4RTY TOO! 4 M4G1C4L SPONT4N3OUS HOL1D4Y P4RTY OF TH3 WH3R3 TH3 H3LL D1D TH1S COM3 FROM V4R13TY >:] TH3R3 W4S 4 LOT OF FOOD TH4T 1 H4V3NT H4D 1N 4 R34LLY LONG T1M3 4ND TH3N 4 W3NT 4ND M4D3 SNOWM3N 1N TH3 M34DOW >:P 1F YOU DON'T HURRY B4CK SOON 1 4M GO1NG TO M4K3 4 SNOW W4RR3N 4ND 4 SNOW W4GON 4ND TH3N YOUR SPOT W1LL B3 T4K3N UP H3H3H3H3H3 OH 4ND 1 GOT 4 DR3SS! TH4T W4S K1ND OF W31RD 4CTU4LLY >:? 1 W4SNT 3XP3CT1NG TO G3T 4NYTH1NG N1C3 4FT3R M3 4ND SOLLUX SCR1BBL3D D1CKS 4ND DR4GONS ONTO TH3 BULL3T1N BO4RD >:] YOU C4N GU3SS WH1CH ON3 1 W4S DR4W1NG! (H1NT!!! 1T 1S TH3 B3TT3R OF TH3 TWO 4ND 1T 1S 4LSO NOT D1CKS) 1 GU3SS "DR4W1NG" ON OUR "HOUS3S" W4S """PUN1SHM3NT""" 3NOUGH H4H4H4H4 >:] 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S CUT3 >;] B4BYS F1RST GR4FF1T1 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 4N 4RT1ST OUT OF TH1S TH1NG Y3T
SP34K1NG OF TH1NGS! NO ON3 KNOWS WH4T TO C4LL 1T >:? TH3Y K33P WR1T1NG LONG L3TT3RS 4SK1NG FOR 1TS N4M3 OR TH3 N4M3 OF TH1S PL4C3 OR.........4NY 1NFORM4T1ON 4T 4LL R34LLY! 1TS K1ND4 S4D HOW TH3Y R3FUS3 TO G1V3 UP >:/ TH3Y W3R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT TH4T DUR1NG TH3 M33T1NG TOO! YOU KNOW TH3 ON3 TH4T W3 H4D WH1L3 YOU W3R3 H3R3 4ND 3V3RYON3 W4S DUMB J3RKS >:/ OK4Y NOT 3V3RYON3 BUT 4LMOST 3V3RYON3! TH3 PO1NT 1S TH3Y 4R3 G3TT1NG NOWH3R3 F4ST >:[ 1F TH3Y DONT F1GUR3 OUT SOMETH1NG F4ST 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 MY OWN V1LL4G3 N4M3 4ND T4CK 1T ONTO SOM3TH1NG 4ND TH3N 3V3RYON3 W1LL JUST H4V3 TO D34L W1TH 1T!!! >B]
4NYW4Y!!! 1 F1N1SH3D YOUR PR3S3NT BUT 1M NOT GO1NG TO S3ND 1T TO YOU >:P YOU H4V3 TO COM3 B4CK TO G3T 1T! TH3MS TH3 BR34KS!!! W3 H4V3NT H4D 4NY OTH3R V1S1TORS B3S1D3S YOU BUT 4 F3W MOR3 M1SCR34NTS H4V3 ROLL3D 1NTO TOWN! 1TS ST4RT1NG TO G3T 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 L1V3LY 4ROUND H3R3 >;] W3 4LMOST C4N'T GO 4 WHOL3 W33K W1THOUT SOM3ON3 SCR34M1NG TH31R H34D OFF 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG.
3H3H3 C4S3 1N PO1NT!!!! MY MO1R41LS F4K3 LUSUS GOT H1MS3LF TURN3D 1NTO 4 C4T SOM3HOW >8D 1M NOT SUR3 ON TH3 D3T41LS BUT 1TS 4 R1OT H3 W4S TH3 ON3 WHO M4D3 4LL TH3 FOOD 1 BROUGHT YOU
1M GO1NG TO GO FOR NOW! 1 W1LL WR1T3 YOU 4G41N 4S SOON 4S MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG STUFF H4PP3NS >:] OR 1F 1 DR4W YOU SOM3 P1CTUR3S WH1CH YOU TOT4LLY DONT D3S3RV3!!!!! B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 NOT 3V3N H3R3 TO 4CC3PT TH3M GR4C1OUSLY >:[
L3T M3 KNOW WH3N YOUR3 ON YOUR W4Y B4CK OK4Y? DONT RUN 1NTO 4NYTH1NG TOO D4NG3ROUS OUT TH3R3 >:[
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Date: 2013-12-18 05:20 am (UTC)SALESMAN CHOCOCHERRY HAS A CASE TO PRESENT TO THE PROSECUTION.
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Date: 2014-01-14 08:10 am (UTC)TH3 PROS3CUT1ON R3QU3STS 4 WORD W1TH MR CHOCOCHERRY! TH3 4MB4SS4DOR H3 S3NT 1N H1S PL4C3 WH1L3 B31NG 1NCR3D1BLY CUT3 1S 4LSO NOT 4N 4D3QU4T3 SUBST1TUT1ON!!!
TH3 PROS3CUT1ON R3QU3STS TH4T MR CHOCOCH3RRY R3PORT B4CK TO TH3 SH1TTY V1LL4G3 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF NOWH3R3 4S SOON 4S POSS1BL3
1N TH3 M34NT1M3 CHOCOCH3RRY JR H4S T4K3N UP TH3 H4B1T OF S3LL1NG MYST3R1OUSLY 4CQU1R3D 4ND Y3T MUCH N33D3D ROP3 TO TH3 PROS3CUT1ON H3H3H3 H3 CL41MS TH4T H3 JUST F1NDS 1T LY1NG 4ROUND BUT TH3 PROS3CUT1ON SUSP3CTS TH4T 1T 1S NOT TH3 ONLY LY1NG GO1NG ON >;]
BUT S3R1OUSLY YOU SHOULD COM3 B4CK SOON >:[ 1T 1S NOT 3V3N CLOS3 TO B31NG 4S FUN W1THOUT YOU!
1T ST4RT3D TO SNOW 4 F3W D4YS 4GO 4ND BY ST4RT3D TO SNOW 1 M34N 1T DUMP3D FROM TH3 SKY L1K3 1T W4S 4 SH1TTY R4C3 TO TH3 GROUND 4ND 3V3RYON3 W4NT3D TO W1N 4T ONC3 >:? 1 THOUGHT MY TR33H1V3 W4S GO1NG TO C4V3 1N! 1 H4D TO CL1MB UP ONTO TH3 ROOF 4ND BRUSH 1T OFF SO 1T D1DNT COLLAPSE FROM THE WEIGHT!
W3 H4D 4 P4RTY TOO! 4 M4G1C4L SPONT4N3OUS HOL1D4Y P4RTY OF TH3 WH3R3 TH3 H3LL D1D TH1S COM3 FROM V4R13TY >:] TH3R3 W4S 4 LOT OF FOOD TH4T 1 H4V3NT H4D 1N 4 R34LLY LONG T1M3 4ND TH3N 4 W3NT 4ND M4D3 SNOWM3N 1N TH3 M34DOW >:P 1F YOU DON'T HURRY B4CK SOON 1 4M GO1NG TO M4K3 4 SNOW W4RR3N 4ND 4 SNOW W4GON 4ND TH3N YOUR SPOT W1LL B3 T4K3N UP H3H3H3H3H3
OH 4ND 1 GOT 4 DR3SS! TH4T W4S K1ND OF W31RD 4CTU4LLY >:? 1 W4SNT 3XP3CT1NG TO G3T 4NYTH1NG N1C3 4FT3R M3 4ND SOLLUX SCR1BBL3D D1CKS 4ND DR4GONS ONTO TH3 BULL3T1N BO4RD >:] YOU C4N GU3SS WH1CH ON3 1 W4S DR4W1NG! (H1NT!!! 1T 1S TH3 B3TT3R OF TH3 TWO 4ND 1T 1S 4LSO NOT D1CKS) 1 GU3SS "DR4W1NG" ON OUR "HOUS3S" W4S """PUN1SHM3NT""" 3NOUGH H4H4H4H4 >:] 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S CUT3 >;] B4BYS F1RST GR4FF1T1 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 4N 4RT1ST OUT OF TH1S TH1NG Y3T
SP34K1NG OF TH1NGS! NO ON3 KNOWS WH4T TO C4LL 1T >:? TH3Y K33P WR1T1NG LONG L3TT3RS 4SK1NG FOR 1TS N4M3 OR TH3 N4M3 OF TH1S PL4C3 OR.........4NY 1NFORM4T1ON 4T 4LL R34LLY! 1TS K1ND4 S4D HOW TH3Y R3FUS3 TO G1V3 UP >:/ TH3Y W3R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT TH4T DUR1NG TH3 M33T1NG TOO! YOU KNOW TH3 ON3 TH4T W3 H4D WH1L3 YOU W3R3 H3R3 4ND 3V3RYON3 W4S DUMB J3RKS >:/ OK4Y NOT 3V3RYON3 BUT 4LMOST 3V3RYON3! TH3 PO1NT 1S TH3Y 4R3 G3TT1NG NOWH3R3 F4ST >:[ 1F TH3Y DONT F1GUR3 OUT SOMETH1NG F4ST 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 MY OWN V1LL4G3 N4M3 4ND T4CK 1T ONTO SOM3TH1NG 4ND TH3N 3V3RYON3 W1LL JUST H4V3 TO D34L W1TH 1T!!! >B]
4NYW4Y!!! 1 F1N1SH3D YOUR PR3S3NT BUT 1M NOT GO1NG TO S3ND 1T TO YOU >:P YOU H4V3 TO COM3 B4CK TO G3T 1T! TH3MS TH3 BR34KS!!! W3 H4V3NT H4D 4NY OTH3R V1S1TORS B3S1D3S YOU BUT 4 F3W MOR3 M1SCR34NTS H4V3 ROLL3D 1NTO TOWN! 1TS ST4RT1NG TO G3T 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 L1V3LY 4ROUND H3R3 >;] W3 4LMOST C4N'T GO 4 WHOL3 W33K W1THOUT SOM3ON3 SCR34M1NG TH31R H34D OFF 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG.
3H3H3 C4S3 1N PO1NT!!!! MY MO1R41LS F4K3 LUSUS GOT H1MS3LF TURN3D 1NTO 4 C4T SOM3HOW >8D 1M NOT SUR3 ON TH3 D3T41LS BUT 1TS 4 R1OT
H3 W4S TH3 ON3 WHO M4D3 4LL TH3 FOOD 1 BROUGHT YOU
1 TH1NK TH3R3 W4S SOM3TH1NG 3LS3 4BOUT 4 B4THTUB BUT 1 W4SNT P4Y1NG 4 LOT OF 4TT3NT1ON >:? P3OPL3 4R3 K1ND4 W31RD 4OUND H3R3 1 HOP3 TH3R3 1SNT SOM3TH1NG 1N TH3 W4T3R!
1M GO1NG TO GO FOR NOW! 1 W1LL WR1T3 YOU 4G41N 4S SOON 4S MOR3 1NT3R3ST1NG STUFF H4PP3NS >:] OR 1F 1 DR4W YOU SOM3 P1CTUR3S WH1CH YOU TOT4LLY DONT D3S3RV3!!!!! B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 NOT 3V3N H3R3 TO 4CC3PT TH3M GR4C1OUSLY >:[
L3T M3 KNOW WH3N YOUR3 ON YOUR W4Y B4CK OK4Y?
DONT RUN 1NTO 4NYTH1NG TOO D4NG3ROUS OUT TH3R3 >:[
-T3R3ZI PYROP3