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[pythianjudgment]

1T 1S NOT TH3 OPPOS1T3 OF MY B1RTHD4Y >:/
UNL3SS YOU M34N 4NY D4Y TH4T 1S NOT MY B1RTHD4Y
1N WH1CH C4S3 TH4T 1S R34LLY DUMB
4ND 1 R3FUS3 TO 4CKNOWL3DG3 1T

[kingroadie]

If it ain't your birthday, its an unbirthday. Just how that works you know. Means I can strike at any time, with my terrible human gift giving urges.

Watch your back, kid.

[pythianjudgment]

WOW RUD3
W4TCH1NG MY B4CK M1GHT B3 4 L1TTL3 D1FF1CULT!!!
3V3N 1F 1 D1D H4V3 TWO WORK1NG 3Y3B4LLS

4LSO YOUR B1RTHD4Y 4ND UNB1RTHD4Y TR4D1T1ONS 4R3 DUMB
1 4M GO1NG TO R3TURN 4LL OF YOUR G1FTS TO YOU
JUST TO T34CH YOU 4 L3SSON 4BOUT M4K1NG UP DUMB TR4D1T1ONS

[kingroadie]

I'm a rude kinda guy. So I'm doing my job now. I'd say sniff your back, but dunno if that'll work either.

All traditions are pretty dumb, lets be real here. Especially human traditions anchored in expectations.

Well, if you wanna, you can. I figured you deserved something nice.

[pythianjudgment]

YOU KNOW
S4Y1NG TH4T 1 D3S3RV3 SOM3TH1NG N1C3
1MPL13S TH4T 1 D1D SOM3TH1NG TO D3S3RV3 1T!
WH1CH 1S NOT TH3 C4S3 4T 4LL
FOR YOUR M4N14C4L G1FT G1V1NG SPR33!