[The next letter comes folded all neatly and closed with what appears to be a blob of sap or really sad beeswax. It's still a little sticky. But it definitely looks fancyish]
I will take nothing furom you Most of my letters are scraps of paper. So I understand.
[Disciple will receive a return letter that is very bulky. Upon opening it, she will realize that's because it's a letter inside a letter inside a letter inside a letter. Each sealed envelope has had paper folded around it and shoved inside a new envelope. Words of encouragement are written on the outer pieces of paper.]
1 F33L SO 1MPORT4NT TH4T L3TT3R W4S SO V3RY OFF1C14L >8O 1 W1LL H4V3 TO M4K3 1T UP TO YOU 1 DO NOT KNOW HOW Y3T BUT 1 4M SUR3 YOU W1LL KNOW BY TH3 T1M3 YOU R34D TH1S
[The Disciple takes a day to reply because now the next letter is on homemade stationery. It's carefully painted in teal and red and green speckles and splashes, like a really strange flowerbed. It's sealed with the same fancy method]
That was quite a skilled letter delivery system I do believe it could have been solved with a device
[The letter returned this time is only encased in one envelope, thankfully. The inside has been decorated much like the Disciple's was, expect it's a bunch of crayon drawn dragons and lions in various unexplained colors.]
WOW
M4YB3 YOU SHOULD H4V3 COM3 OV3R 4ND BORROW3D M1N3 1T W4S V3RY 3XP3RTLY M4D3 V3RY SH4RP 4ND US3FUL >:]
[Well guess what's getting hung on her wall. How adorable
She reuses one of those envelopes from before and carefully draws a whole Meadous scene on it before she reseals it with her letter within. Weird one upping letter friendship is a friendship she is somehow equipped to deal with]
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pythianjudgment) wrote2013-11-02 10:30 pm
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And you have teeth, that's a way better set of weapons than a tiny sharpened stick.
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HOW C4N 1 B34T TH4T?
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I wanted it to be useful but I didn't really think that far ahead on the 'for what' part apparently
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1F 1T 1S 4 L3TT3R OP3N3R
TH3N 1 4SSUM3 1T 1S FOR OP3N1NG L3TT3RS
1T 1S 4 F4NCY W4Y OF L3TT3R OP3N1NG
1NST34D OF T34R1NG 4T 1T W1TH MY F1NG3RS
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Or should I call them missives at that point?
If not, this may just be a rather short knife in the end
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BUT 1 C4N PR3T3ND TH4T 1 4M POPUL4R 3NOUGH TO R3C31V3 4 BUNCH OF L3TT3RS
DONT T4K3 TH1S 4W4Y FROM M3 >:[
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I will take nothing furom you
Most of my letters are scraps of paper. So I understand.
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1 F33L SO 1MPORT4NT
TH4T L3TT3R W4S SO V3RY OFF1C14L >8O
1 W1LL H4V3 TO M4K3 1T UP TO YOU
1 DO NOT KNOW HOW Y3T
BUT 1 4M SUR3 YOU W1LL KNOW BY TH3 T1M3 YOU R34D TH1S
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That was quite a skilled letter delivery system
I do believe it could have been solved with a device
Something called a letter opener. ;33
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WOW
M4YB3 YOU SHOULD H4V3 COM3 OV3R 4ND BORROW3D M1N3
1T W4S V3RY 3XP3RTLY M4D3
V3RY SH4RP 4ND US3FUL >:]
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She reuses one of those envelopes from before and carefully draws a whole Meadous scene on it before she reseals it with her letter within. Weird one upping letter friendship is a friendship she is somehow equipped to deal with]
I just might next time!
I just might :33