[Waspfire hand-delivers the letter herself. Well, in a manner of speaking. She kind of just telekinetically chucks the letter into the mailbox as she goes past, and she certainly doesn't stick around to see if there's a reply.]
()k s()
That g()t way ()ut ()f hand way quick because I'm a little t()() pr()ne t() read things int() shit and I was already feeling kind ()f jumpy and I'm s()rry ab()ut that
It's m()stly just that I really d()n't want s()me ()f the aliens ar()und here getting the impressi()n that the new name is ()pen t() debate ()r neg()tiati()n, ()k? Bertie's a quadrant ()f a quadrant t() me and usually I get al()ng with him ()k but getting him t() take things seri()usly is like surgically extracting dental pr()trusi()ns s()metimes
I was ready t() answer questi()ns fr()m n()n-tr()lls but I didn't expect t() get ()ther Alternians chiming in because I kind ()f expected the rest ()f y()u w()uld understand what was happening and I'm n()t always terribly g()()d at reading y()u, pers()nally
[It takes her a while to sort out her feelings on the matter, especially after checking her mailbox and finding the letter inside. For a few hours, she's not sure what to do with it. Finally, she manages to pen something back:]
1 4M SORRY TOO 1 W4S NOT TRY1NG TO UND3RM1N3 YOUR TR4NS1T1ON 1 D1D NOT 3V3N T4K3 B3RT13S W1LLFUL 1GNOR4NC3 1NTO CONS1D3R4T1ON OR 4NYON3 3LS3S FOR TH4T M4TT3R
1T H4S B33N 4 LONG T1M3 S1NC3 1 H4V3 H4D 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH 4LT3RN14 1F 1 3V3R D1
[She scribbles that part out before she even finishes and keeps going.]
1T 1S W31RD TO H4V3 TO R3M3MB3R HOW TH1S STUFF WORKS 4FT3R SO LONG 1 D1D NOT H4V3 4 LUSUS GROW1NG UP 4ND 1 H4V3 N3V3R KNOWN 4NYON3 WHO CL41M3D 4 T1TL3 B3FOR3 1 THOUGHT TH4T TH3 L3V3L OF FORM4L1TY M1GHT V4RY D3P3ND1NG ON TH3 TROLL 1 D1D NOT KNOW YOU W3LL 3NOUGH TO KNOW HOW STR1CT YOU W4NT3D TO B3 W1TH TH1S
1 DONT 1NT3ND TO T4K3 4 T1TL3 FOR MYS3LF 1 DO NOT C4R3 3NOUGH TO 4DH3R3 TO TH4T TR4D1T1ON BUT TH4T DO3S NOT M4K3 M3 4 W1GGL3R S1MPLY B3C4US3 1 DONT H4V3 ON3 1F YOU DO NOT 1NS1NU4T3 4S MUCH 4G41N TH3N PSYM4GUS W4SPF1R3 W1LL H4V3 NO PROBL3MS FROM M3
Morning of November the Sixteenth
()k s()
That g()t way ()ut ()f hand way quick because I'm a little t()() pr()ne t() read things int() shit and I was already feeling kind ()f jumpy and I'm s()rry ab()ut that
It's m()stly just that I really d()n't want s()me ()f the aliens ar()und here getting the impressi()n that the new name is ()pen t() debate ()r neg()tiati()n, ()k? Bertie's a quadrant ()f a quadrant t() me and usually I get al()ng with him ()k but getting him t() take things seri()usly is like surgically extracting dental pr()trusi()ns s()metimes
I was ready t() answer questi()ns fr()m n()n-tr()lls but I didn't expect t() get ()ther Alternians chiming in because I kind ()f expected the rest ()f y()u w()uld understand what was happening and I'm n()t always terribly g()()d at reading y()u, pers()nally
S()rry
-Psymagus Waspfire
Sometime later that afternoon
1 4M SORRY TOO
1 W4S NOT TRY1NG TO UND3RM1N3 YOUR TR4NS1T1ON
1 D1D NOT 3V3N T4K3 B3RT13S W1LLFUL 1GNOR4NC3 1NTO CONS1D3R4T1ON
OR 4NYON3 3LS3S FOR TH4T M4TT3R
1T H4S B33N 4 LONG T1M3 S1NC3 1 H4V3 H4D 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH 4LT3RN14
1F 1 3V3R D1[She scribbles that part out before she even finishes and keeps going.]
1T 1S W31RD TO H4V3 TO R3M3MB3R HOW TH1S STUFF WORKS 4FT3R SO LONG
1 D1D NOT H4V3 4 LUSUS GROW1NG UP 4ND 1 H4V3 N3V3R KNOWN 4NYON3 WHO CL41M3D 4 T1TL3 B3FOR3
1 THOUGHT TH4T TH3 L3V3L OF FORM4L1TY M1GHT V4RY D3P3ND1NG ON TH3 TROLL
1 D1D NOT KNOW YOU W3LL 3NOUGH TO KNOW HOW STR1CT YOU W4NT3D TO B3 W1TH TH1S
1 DONT 1NT3ND TO T4K3 4 T1TL3 FOR MYS3LF
1 DO NOT C4R3 3NOUGH TO 4DH3R3 TO TH4T TR4D1T1ON
BUT TH4T DO3S NOT M4K3 M3 4 W1GGL3R S1MPLY B3C4US3 1 DONT H4V3 ON3
1F YOU DO NOT 1NS1NU4T3 4S MUCH 4G41N
TH3N PSYM4GUS W4SPF1R3 W1LL H4V3 NO PROBL3MS FROM M3
-T3R3Z1 PYROP3