Mailbox - 1106 Sweet Cream Street

[pythianjudgment]

Comments

A couple days before Phil's party

[exequies]

I'd like to trade for three of your eggs. How do you feel about fresh mangos, papayas or coconuts?

-Undertaker

[pythianjudgment]

TH3Y 4R3 OK4Y >:?

1 M34N
1 L1V3 1N 4 TR33
1 4M NOT 1NC4P4BL3 OF G3TT1NG FRU1T FOR MYS3LF
BUT 1F TH4T 1S 4LL YOU H4V3 TO TR4D3
TH3N SUR3 1 W1LL T4K3 1T

[exequies]

[It's not at all what he has to trade, but if she's willing to accept a few of them he isn't going to protest.]

Excellent, I'll leave one of each in your mailbox then.

[And sure enough, they're delivered ahead of the letter.]

[pythianjudgment]

TH4NKS.
YOU SHOULD PROB4BLY WORK ON G3TT1NG 4 SK1LL OF SOM3 K1ND
NOT 3V3RYON3 1S GO1NG TO TR4D3 FOR STUFF TH3Y C4N G3T TH3MS3LV3S

[He'll find the note accompanied by three eggs packaged carefully into a box to keep them safe.]