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[scruffy_mcjackass]

If she left as soon as she knew what was happening--which was pretty damn early in the month, by my calculations--and stuck Pai in a corner like the reasonable adult she pretends to be, Kelt could have saved us from more than half a month's suffering. There were other people who died because of a trivial issue that she was perfectly capable of solving, but chose not to, because she wanted to see what Zephyr would do about it. And apparently, Zephyr chose to be sick, because no fucking shit, Zephyr was bedridden and actually couldn't do anything about it. It didn't have a choice, but she did. Am I the only person who sees how much of a bullshit double-standard this is?

So not only does Kelt only care about her fellow species while the rest of us are systematically murdering one another, but she's shitty at that job, too. Pat her on the back for putting on a brave face the first day and stopping you from slaughtering a couple of animals and one whole other resident. Obviously those were the only shits she had the capacity to give.

[pythianjudgment]

D1D YOU 3V3R CONS1D3R TH4T TH1S 1SNT H3R L4ND TO FUCK 4ROUND W1TH?
DO YOU KNOW HOW D1FF1CULT 1T 1S TO 4SS3RT YOUR 4UTHOR1TY ON SOM3ON3 3LS3S WORLD?
DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTR4T1NG 1T 1S TO H4V3 YOU H4NDS T13D WH3N YOU C4NT?
SURPR1S3 SUPR1S3 1 4CTU4LLY H4V3 SOM3 3XP3R13NC3 W1TH TH4T
4ND SOMEHOW 1 DONT TH1NK YOU DO!

TH3R3 4R3 4LW4YS RUL3S FOR TH1S K1ND OF TH1NG
4ND NON3 OF TH3M 4R3 4S 4LL POW3RFUL 4S YOU S33M TO TH1NK TH3Y 4R3
1T 1S NOT 4S S1MPL3 4S K1CK1NG TH3 PROBL3M 1N TH3 P4NTS
UNL3SS YOU W4NT TO ST4RT 4N 4LL OUT W4R
OR R3DUC3 TH3 V1LL4G3 TO RUBBL3
OR P3RM3N4NTLY CR1PPL3 Z3PHYRS 4B1L1TY TO PROT3CT TH1S PL4C3
4ND THOS3 4R3 JUST 4 F3W POSS1BL3 CONS3QU3NC3S OFF TH3 TOP OF MY H34D!

SO YOU C4N FUCK R1GHT OFF 4ND B3 4 SH1TST41N SOM3WH3R3 3LS3
W3 DONT N33D YOUR 1GNOR4NT S3LFC3NT3R3D PO1NT OF V13W
TH3R3 4R3 3NOUGH OF US H3R3 TO 4PPR3C14T3 TH4T D1D WH4T SH3 COULD FOR US

[scruffy_mcjackass]

Of course this isn't her land to fuck with. It wasn't Pai's, either, but that didn't stop him from shitting all over us. I know that she doesn't have that kind of power--which is why I never suggested it, idiot. What I'm suggesting--and what I suggested to her, and she refused to take advantage of--is that she handle the little bastard in a place where they're on equal footing, outside of our universe. Of course Pai had more power than she and Warren do here, as does Zephyr; so why the fuck not take care of the problem where she's capable of actually doing something about it, instead of hanging around here and scratching the backs of a few people who she knows will scratch hers in return?

Oh, wait, I think I've answered my own question. Enjoy your little basket-making party, troll. I'm sure your outstanding ability to suck up to the marginally powerful will get you very far in this village. Maybe Kelt and Warren will make you your own collar and leash if you keep it up.

[pythianjudgment]

FUCK OFF 4BOUT TH4T
YOU H4V3 NO R1GHT 4ND DONT YOU D4R3 S4Y SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T TO M3 4G41N


YOU C4N COMPL41N 4BOUT TH1S 4S MUCH 4S YOU W4NT
BUT YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW 1F 4NYTH1NG YOUR3 S4Y1NG 1S POSS1BL3
YOU KNOW L1T3R4LLY NOTH1NG 4BOUT HOW TH1S WORLD WORKS
YOU 4R3 4 JUDGM3NT4L SH1T 4ND YOU C4N K33P B31NG CR4NKY OV3R TH1NGS YOU W1LL N3V3R F1ND 4N 4CC3PT4BL3 4NSW3R TO
B3C4US3 NOTH1NG 1S 3V3R GO1NG TO B3 GOOD 3NOUGH FOR YOUR STUP1D KNOW 1T 4LL 4SS3RY!

K3LT 1S 4 H3RO
4ND YOU 4R3 N3V3R GO1NG TO UND3RST4ND WHY
SO D34L W1TH 1T 4SSHOL3 >:[

[scruffy_mcjackass]

Kelt is a hero to the people she selects who are worthy enough of her superior judgement and attention. I have the safety of the majority in mind, and I always have.

Choose your priorities wisely.

[pythianjudgment]

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M4YB3 1F YOU W3R3NT SO BUSY 4SSUM1NG TH3 WORST OF H3R
M4YB3 1F YOU W3R3NT SO BUSY 4SSUM1NG TH4T YOU 4R3 TH3 ONLY ON3 WHO KNOWS HOW TO PROT3CT P3OPL3
YOU WOULD B3 4BL3 TO S33 TH4T