[In response to her letter about Kelt, left in Dustin's mailbox earlier in the day: ]
Kelt deserves jack shit.
She sat on her ass while the rest of us were going insane and angrily knit a blanket. Yes, she answered basic questions about what the fuck was going on, but when her resources could have been better spent actually going to their little god house and kicking Pai in his tight spoiled ass--knowing that he was responsible and yet refusing to go to a place where she could do something about it--makes her about the shittiest temporary overseer out of the lot.
If you want to give her a bunch of stupid gold stars for putting as little effort into our well-being as possible, then that's your prerogative. But don't pretend that the rest of us will lower ourselves to your level if you leave a bunch of notes lying around to pander to them.
--Dustin
Re: [Delivered 5/10] (wow much late very backdated)
CONGR4TUL4T1ONS ON B31NG 4N 1D1OT! K3LT S4V3D G4MZ33S L1F3 K3LT STOPP3D M3 FROM MURD3R1NG 4T L34ST TWO 1NNOC3NT CR34TUR3S K3LT H4S B33N H3R3 TRY1NG TO H3LP US 4S MUCH 4S SH3 1S C4P4BL3 OF DO1NG ON H3R OWN JUST B3C4US3 SH3 COULDNT STOP 3V3RY L1TTL3 TH1NG DO3SNT M34N TH4T SH3 D1D NOT TRY OR TH4T SH3 DO3S NOT D3S3RV3 TO B3 TH4NK3D
1F SH3 H4D L3FT TO K1CK TH4T BR4TTY CH1LDS 4SS TH3N WH4T DO YOU R34LLY TH1NK WOULD H4V3 B33N L3FT TO COM3 B4CK TO???
YOU 4R3 TH3 ONLY ON3 B31NG 4 P3TUL4NT WR1GGL3R 4BOUT TH1S SO 3NJOY YOUR SH1TTY T4NTRUM 4S USU4L!
If she left as soon as she knew what was happening--which was pretty damn early in the month, by my calculations--and stuck Pai in a corner like the reasonable adult she pretends to be, Kelt could have saved us from more than half a month's suffering. There were other people who died because of a trivial issue that she was perfectly capable of solving, but chose not to, because she wanted to see what Zephyr would do about it. And apparently, Zephyr chose to be sick, because no fucking shit, Zephyr was bedridden and actually couldn't do anything about it. It didn't have a choice, but she did. Am I the only person who sees how much of a bullshit double-standard this is?
So not only does Kelt only care about her fellow species while the rest of us are systematically murdering one another, but she's shitty at that job, too. Pat her on the back for putting on a brave face the first day and stopping you from slaughtering a couple of animals and one whole other resident. Obviously those were the only shits she had the capacity to give.
D1D YOU 3V3R CONS1D3R TH4T TH1S 1SNT H3R L4ND TO FUCK 4ROUND W1TH? DO YOU KNOW HOW D1FF1CULT 1T 1S TO 4SS3RT YOUR 4UTHOR1TY ON SOM3ON3 3LS3S WORLD? DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTR4T1NG 1T 1S TO H4V3 YOU H4NDS T13D WH3N YOU C4NT? SURPR1S3 SUPR1S3 1 4CTU4LLY H4V3 SOM3 3XP3R13NC3 W1TH TH4T 4ND SOMEHOW 1 DONT TH1NK YOU DO!
TH3R3 4R3 4LW4YS RUL3S FOR TH1S K1ND OF TH1NG 4ND NON3 OF TH3M 4R3 4S 4LL POW3RFUL 4S YOU S33M TO TH1NK TH3Y 4R3 1T 1S NOT 4S S1MPL3 4S K1CK1NG TH3 PROBL3M 1N TH3 P4NTS UNL3SS YOU W4NT TO ST4RT 4N 4LL OUT W4R OR R3DUC3 TH3 V1LL4G3 TO RUBBL3 OR P3RM3N4NTLY CR1PPL3 Z3PHYRS 4B1L1TY TO PROT3CT TH1S PL4C3 4ND THOS3 4R3 JUST 4 F3W POSS1BL3 CONS3QU3NC3S OFF TH3 TOP OF MY H34D!
SO YOU C4N FUCK R1GHT OFF 4ND B3 4 SH1TST41N SOM3WH3R3 3LS3 W3 DONT N33D YOUR 1GNOR4NT S3LFC3NT3R3D PO1NT OF V13W TH3R3 4R3 3NOUGH OF US H3R3 TO 4PPR3C14T3 TH4T D1D WH4T SH3 COULD FOR US
Of course this isn't her land to fuck with. It wasn't Pai's, either, but that didn't stop him from shitting all over us. I know that she doesn't have that kind of power--which is why I never suggested it, idiot. What I'm suggesting--and what I suggested to her, and she refused to take advantage of--is that she handle the little bastard in a place where they're on equal footing, outside of our universe. Of course Pai had more power than she and Warren do here, as does Zephyr; so why the fuck not take care of the problem where she's capable of actually doing something about it, instead of hanging around here and scratching the backs of a few people who she knows will scratch hers in return?
Oh, wait, I think I've answered my own question. Enjoy your little basket-making party, troll. I'm sure your outstanding ability to suck up to the marginally powerful will get you very far in this village. Maybe Kelt and Warren will make you your own collar and leash if you keep it up.
FUCK OFF 4BOUT TH4T YOU H4V3 NO R1GHT 4ND DONT YOU D4R3 S4Y SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T TO M3 4G41N
YOU C4N COMPL41N 4BOUT TH1S 4S MUCH 4S YOU W4NT BUT YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW 1F 4NYTH1NG YOUR3 S4Y1NG 1S POSS1BL3 YOU KNOW L1T3R4LLY NOTH1NG 4BOUT HOW TH1S WORLD WORKS YOU 4R3 4 JUDGM3NT4L SH1T 4ND YOU C4N K33P B31NG CR4NKY OV3R TH1NGS YOU W1LL N3V3R F1ND 4N 4CC3PT4BL3 4NSW3R TO B3C4US3 NOTH1NG 1S 3V3R GO1NG TO B3 GOOD 3NOUGH FOR YOUR STUP1D KNOW 1T 4LL 4SS3RY!
K3LT 1S 4 H3RO 4ND YOU 4R3 N3V3R GO1NG TO UND3RST4ND WHY SO D34L W1TH 1T 4SSHOL3 >:[
Kelt is a hero to the people she selects who are worthy enough of her superior judgement and attention. I have the safety of the majority in mind, and I always have.
Choose your priorities wisely.
Edited (general opinion is not a thing Dustin is concerned about, whoops) 2014-07-09 15:09 (UTC)
M4YB3 1F YOU W3R3NT SO BUSY 4SSUM1NG TH3 WORST OF H3R M4YB3 1F YOU W3R3NT SO BUSY 4SSUM1NG TH4T YOU 4R3 TH3 ONLY ON3 WHO KNOWS HOW TO PROT3CT P3OPL3 YOU WOULD B3 4BL3 TO S33 TH4T
[Delivered 5/10] (wow much late very backdated)
Kelt deserves jack shit.
She sat on her ass while the rest of us were going insane and angrily knit a blanket. Yes, she answered basic questions about what the fuck was going on, but when her resources could have been better spent actually going to their little god house and kicking Pai in his tight spoiled ass--knowing that he was responsible and yet refusing to go to a place where she could do something about it--makes her about the shittiest temporary overseer out of the lot.
If you want to give her a bunch of stupid gold stars for putting as little effort into our well-being as possible, then that's your prerogative. But don't pretend that the rest of us will lower ourselves to your level if you leave a bunch of notes lying around to pander to them.
--Dustin
Re: [Delivered 5/10] (wow much late very backdated)
K3LT S4V3D G4MZ33S L1F3
K3LT STOPP3D M3 FROM MURD3R1NG 4T L34ST TWO 1NNOC3NT CR34TUR3S
K3LT H4S B33N H3R3 TRY1NG TO H3LP US 4S MUCH 4S SH3 1S C4P4BL3 OF DO1NG ON H3R OWN
JUST B3C4US3 SH3 COULDNT STOP 3V3RY L1TTL3 TH1NG DO3SNT M34N TH4T SH3 D1D NOT TRY OR TH4T SH3 DO3S NOT D3S3RV3 TO B3 TH4NK3D
1F SH3 H4D L3FT TO K1CK TH4T BR4TTY CH1LDS 4SS TH3N WH4T DO YOU R34LLY TH1NK WOULD H4V3 B33N L3FT TO COM3 B4CK TO???
YOU 4R3 TH3 ONLY ON3 B31NG 4 P3TUL4NT WR1GGL3R 4BOUT TH1S
SO 3NJOY YOUR SH1TTY T4NTRUM 4S USU4L!
--T3R3Z1
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So not only does Kelt only care about her fellow species while the rest of us are systematically murdering one another, but she's shitty at that job, too. Pat her on the back for putting on a brave face the first day and stopping you from slaughtering a couple of animals and one whole other resident. Obviously those were the only shits she had the capacity to give.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW D1FF1CULT 1T 1S TO 4SS3RT YOUR 4UTHOR1TY ON SOM3ON3 3LS3S WORLD?
DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTR4T1NG 1T 1S TO H4V3 YOU H4NDS T13D WH3N YOU C4NT?
SURPR1S3 SUPR1S3 1 4CTU4LLY H4V3 SOM3 3XP3R13NC3 W1TH TH4T
4ND SOMEHOW 1 DONT TH1NK YOU DO!
TH3R3 4R3 4LW4YS RUL3S FOR TH1S K1ND OF TH1NG
4ND NON3 OF TH3M 4R3 4S 4LL POW3RFUL 4S YOU S33M TO TH1NK TH3Y 4R3
1T 1S NOT 4S S1MPL3 4S K1CK1NG TH3 PROBL3M 1N TH3 P4NTS
UNL3SS YOU W4NT TO ST4RT 4N 4LL OUT W4R
OR R3DUC3 TH3 V1LL4G3 TO RUBBL3
OR P3RM3N4NTLY CR1PPL3 Z3PHYRS 4B1L1TY TO PROT3CT TH1S PL4C3
4ND THOS3 4R3 JUST 4 F3W POSS1BL3 CONS3QU3NC3S OFF TH3 TOP OF MY H34D!
SO YOU C4N FUCK R1GHT OFF 4ND B3 4 SH1TST41N SOM3WH3R3 3LS3
W3 DONT N33D YOUR 1GNOR4NT S3LFC3NT3R3D PO1NT OF V13W
TH3R3 4R3 3NOUGH OF US H3R3 TO 4PPR3C14T3 TH4T D1D WH4T SH3 COULD FOR US
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Oh, wait, I think I've answered my own question. Enjoy your little basket-making party, troll. I'm sure your outstanding ability to suck up to the marginally powerful will get you very far in this village. Maybe Kelt and Warren will make you your own collar and leash if you keep it up.
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YOU H4V3 NO R1GHT 4ND DONT YOU D4R3 S4Y SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T TO M3 4G41N
YOU C4N COMPL41N 4BOUT TH1S 4S MUCH 4S YOU W4NT
BUT YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW 1F 4NYTH1NG YOUR3 S4Y1NG 1S POSS1BL3
YOU KNOW L1T3R4LLY NOTH1NG 4BOUT HOW TH1S WORLD WORKS
YOU 4R3 4 JUDGM3NT4L SH1T 4ND YOU C4N K33P B31NG CR4NKY OV3R TH1NGS YOU W1LL N3V3R F1ND 4N 4CC3PT4BL3 4NSW3R TO
B3C4US3 NOTH1NG 1S 3V3R GO1NG TO B3 GOOD 3NOUGH FOR YOUR STUP1D KNOW 1T 4LL 4SS3RY!
K3LT 1S 4 H3RO
4ND YOU 4R3 N3V3R GO1NG TO UND3RST4ND WHY
SO D34L W1TH 1T 4SSHOL3 >:[
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Choose your priorities wisely.
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M4YB3 1F YOU W3R3NT SO BUSY 4SSUM1NG TH3 WORST OF H3R
M4YB3 1F YOU W3R3NT SO BUSY 4SSUM1NG TH4T YOU 4R3 TH3 ONLY ON3 WHO KNOWS HOW TO PROT3CT P3OPL3
YOU WOULD B3 4BL3 TO S33 TH4T